Jokes SMS Collection - Page 6

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Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon

Boy:Kyun?

Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi

2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
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I Wrote On The Door







"Plz Don"t Enter

I m Upset"



Frnds

Came,Smilling &

Said:





"Sory Yar tujhe To

Pta Hy Na English

Samjh Nahi Aati":-)
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Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..



Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!



Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

Did You Know...!


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Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
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She Is Hot!
She Is Sweet!
She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss
Whole World Mad 4 Her!
Who!
Who Is She?

Do U Know?


"Tea"
Chai Piyo, Mast
Jiyo...............................
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Jealous Husband;

"Aaj tk tum kitney logo k saath soyi ho?"

Wife; Such bolon tu sirf aap k sath hi soyi hon baki sabhi k sath sari sari raat jagti thi....
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MORNING

is a good time to REMEMBER

all the sweet things &

all sweet persons in your LIFE

so wake up with your

SWEET MEMORIES



!GOOD MORNING!
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Zindgi
"ABC"
ka majmoaa hy



?


A=Aitbaar
B=Bharosa
C=Chahat
D=Dosti
E=Enaayat
F=Faisla
G=Gham
H=Hmdam
I=Intzar
J=Justuju
K=Khayal
L=Lamhy
M=Muhabbat
N=Narazgi
O=Omeed
P=Pyar
Q=Qismat
R=Rishty
S=Smjhota
T=Tamanna
U=Udasiyan
V=Virasat
W=Wada
X=Xcuse
Y=Yaden

in sb felings sy milkr banti hy

Z=Zindagi
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Girls Are Just Like Computer Ram"s They

Remember Every Thing Until You Keep Them Charged With Your Sweetness Once The Connection Interrupted Their Memory Will Be Refreshed And The

Process Starts Again
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5 most undefined things of girls,



1) aap na bahut wo ho



(now what the hell is woh) =)



2) Mujhe apse ye umeed nahi thi



(no one will ever know what was their umeed) :/



3) ap pehle jaise nahi rahay



(they will themselves change u as time passes and then throw this dialogue) >:O



4) Sach btana, mai kaisi lag rahi hun



(do dey really mean when they say sach batana) =D



5) I am very selfish na



(and they want you to say no dear u r not)