Funny SMS Collection - Page 70

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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha







kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki
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Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,

Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,

Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.

Guess What?

Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
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Bush 2 Faraz

HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ

Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota, aur Humain jotton Ne Koota...!
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Dil k mehmaan ban jaao
Aankhon k armaan ban jaao
Honton ki muskaan ban jaao





Oh




Aap ho
I am very sorry yaar tussi tay bas



Insaan ban jaao
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kaisa lagta he jub barste pani me hawa ke jhoko ke sang khamoshi se chalte huye koi aapka haath tham ke hole se kah de...................................................................neeche gobar he zara dhyan se
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.

Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.

Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.

Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.

Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya.

wah wah wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wwwwaaaaaaahhhh
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Emotional Comedy!

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Wah...

Dil ko Pata tha woh zaroor aayegi.

Par kabhi socha na tha k SURPRISE main apna Husband saath layegi.

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Pyar bhi kiya, Aitbar bhi kiya, Iqrar bhi kiya

Magar na Mila Pyaar, Na Aitbar, Na Izhar























Sirf mili Haar, Aur Jooton ki Maar.

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Teacher: Dunya Me Kitne Barr-E-Azam Hain?

Pathan Rajpoot: 4....

Teacher: Kon Kon Se?

Pathan Rajpoot:
1- Quaid-E-Azam
2- Sikandar-E-Azam
3- Mughal-E-Azam
or
4- Mera Chacha Haji Azam.!!!
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aik phatan nay G. Knowledge qestion papaer banaya
sab bachay fail..who kuch yun tha.

Q.1= China kis Mulk me hai

Q.2= 14 August kis Date ko ata hai?

Q.3= Green Rang kis Colour ka hta hai?

Q.4= Timater ko Urdu me kiya Boltay hain??

Q.5= Quaid-e-Azam ki Qabar Me kon Dafan hai??