Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 703
Posted By :
javed
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
+ /\ +
"____//\\____"+*
"*\\ good //*"
// Night \\"+"
+"""\\//""*"+
¤\/ ¤.
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Posted By :
amer
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Zindagi k Har MOor Pe Sonehri Yaado'n ka Aehsas rehnay do....
Suror Dil may or Methas Zuban pe Rehnay do...
Yahi Falsafa hai Jeenay ka....!
Na Rahoo Uddas na Kisi ko Uddas Rehnay do...
Read more: http://www.forumpakistan.com/sad-love-sms-t5002.html#ixzz1vuBchXSx
Posted By :
Sajid
Category :
Funny SMS
Rating :
Why I Hate C.I.D :(
An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???
LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...
Posted By :
Ali
Category :
Students Exams SMS
Rating :
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Posted By :
manoj
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...Pepsodent Condom:"Raat bhar dishumdishum!..."Colgate Condom:"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"Nokia Condom:"Connecting people!"
MRF Condom:"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"
Moov Condom:"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"
Mirinda Condom:"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"
Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!
Sprite Condom:"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"TataSky Condom:"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
sb
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
Posted By :
RAGHAVENDRA
Category :
Friendship SMS
Rating :
Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you..
Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you..
Posted By :
RAGHAVENDRA
Category :
Other SMS
Rating :
People say.
A gud heart always be happy But the fact is gud heart most of the times get hurted very badly bcoz of expectng only gud things from others.
Posted By :
Adeel Aftab
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
Meharbaan mujh pe thy halat kbi yun b tha,
Hum raha krty thy ik sath kbi yun b tha,
Ab to perchaian b uski milny ni aateen,
Roz hoti thi us sy mulaqat kabhi youn b tha,
Ab to Khushian b juda gham b hain juda,
Hansty roty thy hum ik sath kbi yun b tha,
Dekhna b jo gawara ni krta ik pal b mujko,
Dekha krta tha meri rah kbi yun b tha,
Ab to rony say b fursat nhi milti mujhko,
Hansta rehta tha main din raat kbi youn b tha
Posted By :
Adeel Aftab
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Wo jisy smajhtay thay zindagi,
Meri dharkanon ka faraib thaa,
Mujhey muskrana sikha k wo,
Meri rooh tak ko rula gaya,
Wo k jis ko paney ki chah main,
Main kabhi khilta gulaab tha.
Meri pati pati bikhar gayi,
Mujhey aisi thoukar laga gaya,
Ajab shaks thaa wo ay zindagi,
Jisey smajh k bhi na smajh sakay,
Mujhey chahta bhi gazab bka thaa,
Mujhey chorr kar bhi chala gaya.
BY: ADEEL AFTAB