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                    Ali Naqi Skardovian
                
                
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                    student life.
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whole year
dhinka chikan dhinkha chika................!a,.a.a....a...a
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last nyt b4 exam
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ya allah teri dargah me bhakari ban k aya hun...
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anf skarduvi
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    innOxent
                
                
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                    What is a girl friend? 
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, 
multiplication of enemies & division of friends 
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Aman Dawar
                
                
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                    Santa ne banta se kaha, Bahar dekh subah hui ke nahi.Banta... Janaab, abhi bahut andhera hai.Santa bola saale,kaamchor, torch jga ke dekh.
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Santa Shouted: Oye pagal,pehle hi 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Hira
                
                
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                    Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi
2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    IMRAN
                
                
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                    'Larka larki sy: Mujsy shadi krogi? 
Larki: Mri umar shadi ki nhi hy me abhi chhoti hun 3sal bd shadi krungi. 
Larka: Shadi abi krlo qabza 3sal bad dedena
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Girl:Main fail hona chahti hon
Boy:Kyun?
Girl:Ammi na kaha hai 1st ai to Sceince Dilwaengi 
     2nd to arts.Agar Fail ho gai to SHADI Kara Dungi.
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    I Wrote On The Door
"Plz Don"t Enter
I m Upset"
Frnds
Came,Smilling &
Said:
"Sory Yar tujhe To
Pta Hy Na English
Samjh Nahi Aati":-)
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao
Did You Know...!
                
                
                
                
                
             
        
            
                
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                    Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!