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*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,
Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?
Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)
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Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband
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ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.
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meri aankhon ki ghariyon me jakar to dekho, aansuon ka ambaar laga paoge
dil ka darwaja khol kar to dekho ,bhai k liye niswarth prem paoge
musibaton tum aakar to dekho mere bhai par, tum mera tez dekhkar hi jal jaoge
it"s my challenge to all musibats
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pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye
aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye
na jane aisa kya tha aapme
ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.
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AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
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Tu Ny Hi Swaar Kiya Tha
Mohabbat Ki Kashti Py
"FARAZ"
Ab Nazrain Na Chura,
Mujhy Doobta Bhi Dakh......
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yahan ujle ujle roop bahot;
par asli kam, behroop bahot.
us pairr k neeche kia rukna?
jahan saya kam ho, dhoop bhot.
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein...
bethein ge sukh ki chaoon mein.
q teri aankh sawali he?
yahan har ik bat nirali he...
is dais basera mat karna;
yahan muflis hona gaali he...
chal insha apne gaon mein;
jahan sache rishte yaron k...
jahan ghongat zewar naron k...
jahan jharne komal sur wale...
jahan saz bajen bin taron k...
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein
CHAL INSHA APNE GAON MEIN!!!
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ایک بات بتاؤں راز کی
ایک بات بتاؤں راز کی
کرو اس لڑکی سے عاشقی
جس کے چہرے پہ ہو سادگی
سانسوں میں ہو تازگی
چاندنی ہو چاند کی
رانی ہو وہ رات کی
خوشبو ہو گلاب کی
باتیں کرے پیار کی
نازک ہو مزاج کی
اچھے ہو اخلاق کی
پابند ہو نماز کی
خدمت کرے ماں باپ کی
اور کہے
میں ہوں صرف آپ کی
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Qyamt ki 10 Nishani
=Zardari Emandari Krega
=Altaf Karachi Aye ga
=Musharaf P Muqdma HoGa
=Sheri Rhman Prda Kre Gi
=Ch Shujat ko bolna ayga
=S.Rasheed k Shadi ho Jaygi
=Imran khan Ko Sadarat Mly gi
=Qazi Husen Dhrna Chor DeGa
=Nawaz Sharif SUCH bole ga
=Mulana Fazlurehman Pant Shrt pehnEga