Smoking SMS Collection

Posted By :
santosh rai
Category :
Smoking SMS
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Ek bar ek ladka airport ke paas cigreatte pi raha tha.
ek ladki us ke paas gayi aur pucha ki tum din bhar mein kitni cigrette pi jaate ho.
ladka- yeh hi koi 50-60.
ladki- agar cigrette ke paise saving kiye hote toh saamne wali BMW car tumhari hoti.
ladka- tum cigrette piti ho, nahi. toh kya yeh BMW tumhari hai, nahi.
ladka- chal nikal yahan se woh BMW car bhi meri hi hai.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
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Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,


CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai....
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
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Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say


"Le Cigratte te sutta laga"
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Smoking SMS
Rating :
Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.