Funny SMS Collection
Posted By :
smas
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Funny SMS
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70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,
&
100% pyari hoti hen,
kul mila kar
70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen
Posted By :
rubi
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Funny SMS
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Mohabbat main dil tornay kay lye itna hi kafi hai faraz
Apka matlooba number dosri line par busy hai
Posted By :
hitesh
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Funny SMS
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Biwi to her shohar….
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay….
Pathan replied…
O g kia pakaya hai….??
Wife replied…
….
….
Naswar kay koftay
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao""
kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao""
jo nahi kaha hai""
kabhi tu samajh bhi jao""
hum bhi tu hain tumhare""
deewaane o deewaane""
humne tumko dekhte he ye dil""
tumne humse ye kia kiya""
mera dil na torrou""
kabhi dilse dil millao""
hum bhi tu hain deewaane""
tumhare o tumhare""
kabhi tu nazzar millao""
kabhi tu kareeb aao"
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....
*~~InShaLLaH~~*
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny SMS
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AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny SMS
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"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."
*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny SMS
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Lets celebrate Men"s Day.. Bechara Mard "Agar Aurat par hanth uthaye to Zalim, Aur Pit jaye to Buzdil, Aurat ko kisi ke santh dekh ladai kare to Jealous, agar chup rahe to Begairat. Ghar se bahar rahe to Awara aur ghar me rahe to Nakkara. Bacho ko daante to Zalim, Na daante to Laparwah. Aurat ko service se roke to Shakki Mizzaz. Na roke to aurat ki kamai khane wala.Akhir bechara Mard jaye to jaye kanha" Janhit me jaari,Naari hai Attyachari.
Posted By :
Admin
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Funny SMS
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""BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."
*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.
*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.
*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.
*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."
Posted By :
Admin
Category :
Funny SMS
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Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,
Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!
Uska khun garam hoga.
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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.