Funny Urdu SMS Collection - Page 12
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tum se nazrain kayse milaon jani wah wah tum se nazrain kaysay milaon jani tayre saji akh kani mayre kabhi akh kani
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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar.
Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain.
MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha
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Kuchh Sitaro Ki Chamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Yaado Ki Kasak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Fizao Ki Mahak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Nazaro Ki Jhalak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Bijliyo Ki Tadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Ghatao Ki Dhamak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Manzilo Ki Sadak Nahi Jati,
Kuchh Khyalo Ki Khatak Nahi Jati,
End Nhi Hota Mera SMS Jab Tak
Parhne Wale ki Khopri Satak Nahi Jati.
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kya ap jante hain ap ki kitni hain
kya
kya
kya
kya
kya
tangain yar or kya.
b positive yar.
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techr:
bijli kahan se ati hai?
stdnt
mere mamoo k gharse!
tech:
who kese?
stdnt
Jab bijli jati he to mere
papa kehte hen,
"saalon ne phir bijli band kardi"
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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha
kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki
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Aik Ladki darya par nahane gayi uska kutta bhi 7 tha.
jiska name tha "KUCH KUCH"
nahate waqt kutta iske kaprey le kar bhag giya wo nangi uske piche bhagne lagi.
Raste me 1 Phatan mila wo us se boli Khan Sahb ap ne mera KUCH KUCH deka.
Phatan: Wai Qurban hum ne to tumhara sab kuch deka.
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"Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"
Remix by FARAAZ
"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
*H*U*S*B*
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Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.
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Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.