Funny SMS Collection - Page 8

Posted By :
amir
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Funny SMS
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Hospital ka amla Sheikh K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N pocha Kya Hua
Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
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TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.
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Funny SMS
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Friendship rules

No drama

No excuse

No sorry

No thanx

Don't say I'm busy



Just always say



yar hukm kar tere leye jan B hazir hy



deni nhi wo alag bat hy.:-D:p

Posted By :
A.L.B JAAN
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Funny SMS
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Hum to yon hi oN k samNE goNgOna rEHY ThaY

Faraz

Wo QarEEb A K BoLi tEri AwaAz cHaNGi a Te TU pTeeSA waiCHyaa kar. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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wife husband
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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Posted By :
MN$@3
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America me light jaye to power office me phon krte h

Japan me jaye to fuse check krte h





But India me jaye to pdosi k ghar dekte h: Sbki gayi na
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HASNAIN HUSSAIN
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Funny SMS
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EK PATHAN KE MAA BOMAR HUWI WO USE HOSPITAL LAINKE AYA
DOCTOR:-TUMHARE AMMI KE DO TEST HOGAIN
PATHAN ZOR ZOR SE RONAY LAGA
DOCTOR:- Q RO RAHAIN HO
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.PATHAN:-MERE AMMI UNPARH HAIN
Posted By :
Meher Sufyan
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Wo mujh say mil kar royi itna k
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Usky naak ka bulbula dekh k mera hassaa nikal gya..
Posted By :
Meher Sufyan
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Funny SMS
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Baap;Ager Tum Fail Huye tu Mujhy ABBU Mat Kehna

"Result Aane Per"

Baap: Kya bana?

Beta:Sorry Yaar Akram Tum ne Baap Kehlane Ka HAQ Kho dia?
Posted By :
neeraj
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Funny SMS
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Boy :- i love u. girl :- i dnt luv u. boy :- r u sure. girl :- yeah! Boy :- waiter bring bill for me alone. girl :- a a i luv u 2.
Posted By :
Umair
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Funny SMS
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Airhostess: Sir Ap Kya Lain gein??

Lahore ka Musafir akarrty huwe:
Pepsi,, kabab,, Bread,, Pakora & Tandori Chicken With Naan.

Bychare ko kia maloom tha k air hostess Faisalabad ki hy.

Airhostess: Sir masjid di toti warga moun aey tawada...
Tusi jahaz tey aaye ho... Apni paen de walimy tey nahi.....!