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1 pagal her waqt bolta tha

“Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga”

“Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga”

1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,

Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?

PAGAL: shadi karun ga,

nokri karon ga,

ghar basaon ga.

DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?

PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga

unki birthday krun ga

Niker or shirt gift don ga

Dr: gud gud phir?

Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir

Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga
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I"ve written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
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Jitna bhi us ko sochoon, Utna hi door Paon..
Jitna bhe us ko chahun, Khud hi Bikherti jaon.

Main Aam si Musafir Be-aas Be-sahara,
Wo door Basnay wala, ik Aasmaan ka Tara.

Main Rait se Ulajhti Sehraaon ki hawa hoon
Wo saahilon pe chalta Baad-e-saba ka jhonka

Haan farq to Bohat hy, Per Baat ye Faqat hy
Main laakh toot jaon, Khud hi se Rooth jaon..

Per ye na ho ga Mujh se..
Ke Main us ko Bhool Jaon..
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kuch pal ki khushi apke sath me thi,aesi koi lakir humare haath me thi,door reh kar bhi apko yad karte hain hum,koi bahut pyari bat humari mulaqat me thi...

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1 Survey se yeh Baat Sabit Hui Hai k
Boyz Girlz se Ziyada Naik Hain.

Report k mutabik jb b koi Larka kisi Larki ko Dekhta Hai
To Uski Zuban se foran ye Lafz Adaa Hote hein.

(Masha Allah)
(Subhan Allah)
Kitni Pyari Larki Hai.

Jab k koi larki jb kisi Larke ko Dekhti he to Kehti Hai.
Kamina Jab Dekho Ghorta Rehta Hai.

Isi liye Boyz ko Zyada Naik Qarar de Diya Gaya Hai.

Girls b Ye Sab Keh Kar Naik ho Sakti Hein.

EXPRESS NEWS...
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Hazrat Abo Zar Raziyallaho Anho Riwayat karty hain K:
Rasolalah Salalaho Alaihi Wasallam Ne mujy irshad farmaya:

Quran Kareem ki Tilawat or Allah ky zikar ka Ehtimam kiya karo,
Is Amal sy Aasmano mai Tumhara zikar hoga,
or Ye Amal Zameen mai Tumhary liye Hidayat ka Noor hoga.

(Baihaqi)
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"Parveen Shakir"

Jitna bhi us ko sochoon, Utna hi door Paon..
Jitna bhe us ko chahun, Khud hi Bikherti jaon.

Main Aam si Musafir Be-aas Be-sahara,
Wo door Basnay wala, ik Aasmaan ka Tara.

Main Rait se Ulajhti Sehraaon ki hawa hoon
Wo saahilon pe chalta Baad-e-saba ka jhonka

Haan farq to Bohat hy, Per Baat ye Faqat hy
Main laakh toot jaon, Khud hi se Rooth jaon..

Per ye na ho ga Mujh se..
Ke Main us ko Bhool Jaon..
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Meri sanson mein teri khushboo to basee aaj bhi hai
Dil ki khwahish hai ke tumhay choo ker phir se dekhoon

Faaslay itney bhi ho jaain gai sochha hi na tha
Teray ehsas mein teri tasweer mein kab tak dekhoon

Kaisey dorahey per khara hoon ke aqal sakit hai
Dar hai pyaron sey judai ka, khud ko tarapta dekhoon

Tera ehsas-e-janoon mujh ko bhi pyara hai mager
Ishq ke anjam mein apney liye azziat dekhoon

Dil diwana tha kabhi tera so aaj bhi hai
Teri aankhon mein wohi pyar mein phir se dekhoon

Mein ne her lamha khuda se mangee hai dua
Mein teray pyar ka mausam sada hi dekhoon
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BANJONSA
Ye faqat gharoor ki baat hay kih zubaan say apni na tum kaho

Tumhain warna iss ki khalish to hay kih tumhari bazm main hamm nahen

Jo sulooq azz-rah-e-rassm ho, wo umr bharr ho to kiya?

jo khuloos qalb k saaath ho to wo ek nigah bhi kamm nahen
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