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Angraiz elaan ker raha tha aur sardar translate ker raha tha.

Ladies And gentle men,

= Oeye kanjro



Listen carefuly,

= kaan khol k sun lo



If u interfare iKHAN ne 1Bacha agwa kia

or taawaan k lye sticker pe ye likh k bache pe chipkaya:

10 Laakh kal subah pul k neche pohnchado?

Or bache ko ghar wapis bhejdian Govt affairz

= jaye kise nay hukumat nal begherti kiti



He wil b punishd hard

= ohday nal kuttyan wali kiti jaye gi



Thats all

= hun dafa ho jao..

Dusre din wo pul k neche gaya to usy pese milgye

or sath sticker pe likha tha:

Khuda Qasam

pese ka ghum nai,

Ghum is baat ka hy k

KHAN ne KHAN ko luta



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us ne kaha Muhabbat ki saza do mujh ko







me ne ja k us k abu ko bta dia



changi kut pai
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.

Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.

Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.

Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.

Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya
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Kal halki halki barish thi,
kal sard hawa ka raqs bhi tha,
Kal phool bhi nikhray nikhray the,
Kal un main app ka aqs bhi tha,
kal badal gehray kaale the,
Kal chand pe laakhon pehre the..
Kuch tukry app ki yaadon ke,
Bari dair se dil main thehre the..
Kal yaadien uljhi uljhi thien,
Aur kal tak yeh na suljhi thien..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay…..
Kal yaad buhat tum aye thay….
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Ek pathan khana kha rha tha







kya ab wo khana b na khaye kya
jan lelo pathano ki
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Ek Sardar Indian Flag Lainay Shop Par Gaya,

Flag Daikh Kar Sardar Kuch Bola,

Jiss Say Dukaan Wala Kuch Pagal Ho Gaya.

Guess What?

Iss Main Aur Colour Dikhao.
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Bush 2 Faraz

HaaL Tou Mera Bhi Tere Jesa Hi Hai FARAZ

Bas Farq Sirf Itna HaiTumhain Apnon Ne Loota, aur Humain jotton Ne Koota...!
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Dil k mehmaan ban jaao
Aankhon k armaan ban jaao
Honton ki muskaan ban jaao





Oh




Aap ho
I am very sorry yaar tussi tay bas



Insaan ban jaao
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kaisa lagta he jub barste pani me hawa ke jhoko ke sang khamoshi se chalte huye koi aapka haath tham ke hole se kah de...................................................................neeche gobar he zara dhyan se
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Faraz yaron ko Aazma k Dekh liya,
Parday Main Bula ka Dekh liya.

Mot B humse door bhagti hai Mohsin,
Car k Neeche aa k Dekh liya.

Marta nahi ye Jaraseem-e-Ishq Sagar,
SafeGuard se B naha k Dekh liya.

Koi Sunta Nahi Faryad-e-Ghalib,
Radio pe B Ga k Dekh liya.

Dil ka B pata nahi chal Raha Wasi,
X-Ray B kara k Dekh liya.

wah wah wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh wwwwaaaaaaahhhh
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