Latest Short Messages Additions - Page 694

Posted By :
Chocolate boy
Category :
Love SMS
Rating :
sab kehte he k agar naseeb hoga mera,

To hum unhe zarur payenge,

Hum Sochte he k agar hum badnaseeb huye,

To unke bina kaise ji payenge ?:
Posted By :
murtaza
Category :
Wise Word SMS
Rating :

What is a kiss?

In view of

Geometry:

"kiss is the shortest distence between 2 lips!..

Economics:

"kiss is that thing 4 which DEMAND is always higher than SUPPLY!....

PHYSICS:

"kiss is the process of caharging a human body!..

Computer:

"like a LAN, in which 2 bodies r conected without any DATA CABLE!...
Posted By :
manish yadav
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Imagine, agar ye companies CONDOMS banaye to...

Pepsodent Condom:
"Raat bhar dishum dishum!..."

Colgate Condom:
"Ye hai hamara suraksha chakra!"

Nokia Condom:
"Connecting people!"

MRF Condom:
"Extra Rubber, Extra Mileage!"

Moov Condom:
"aaAh se Ahaa tak!"

Mirinda Condom:
"Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage!"

Godrej Hair Dye Condom:Kaato,kholo,lagao!

Sprite Condom:
"Bujhaye only Pyaas! Baki sab bakwaas!"

TataSky Condom:
"Isko laga daala,toh life Jhingalala...!"
Posted By :
Ashraf
Category :
Cool SMS
Rating :

Kis qadar zulm dhaya kertey ho

Yeh jo tum bhool jaya kerte ho



Kis ka ab haath rakh ke seene per

Dil ki dhadhkan sunaya kerte ho



Hum jahan chaye peene jate thay

Kia wahan ab bhi aaya kerte ho



Kon hai ab ke jis ke chehre per

Apni palkon ka saaya kerte ho



Kiun mere dil mai rakh nahee dete

Kis liye gham uthaya kerte ho



Phone per geet jo sunate thay

Ab wo kis ko sunaya kerte ho



Akhiri khat mai usney likha tha

Tum mujhe yaad aaya kerte ho
Posted By :
ra
Category :
Adult SMS
Rating :
Hum unke husn me is kader kho jaate hai

Unko bataane me zamaane lag jaate hai

Ek vo hai jo palke uthaate hai

Aur ek hi najar me sab kuchh keh jaate hai.
Posted By :
m3
Category :
Angry SMS
Rating :
tugh say piar kia yaheee khata ki is jahan main


{{{tashi}}}

kia pata tha bewafai hi anjam e muhabbat hay
Posted By :
sayeed
Category :
Decent SMS
Rating :
hum k pyar itna dok had na rahe
magar aitbar bitna karna k shak na rahe
wafa itni karna k bewafai na ho
Aur dua bus itni karna ka kabhi
Posted By :
sohail
Category :
Decent SMS
Rating :
Who is

95% ideal

96% smart

97% kind

98% true

99% Talented

and

100% lovable

So,



Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE
Posted By :
imran
Category :
Good Morning SMS
Rating :
O $alaam ji, ('.

O $alaam ji,


('.')
<) )> Subah ho gae ji,

lo fair,

'('.')'
*>--( )--<*
/ /
eni sari..
GØØD MORNING,,
Be happy & smile
.."Have a Nice Day "
Posted By :
Mavia
Category :
Islamic SMS
Rating :
Agar Zindagi ko hamesha Khushioun k Sath Guzaarna Chahtay ho to,

Ghumzada Logon k Ghum Suna karo Kabhi Dukhi Nahin Raho Gay…

“Hazrat Ali”